1) It seems these english people were standing in a pub.One of them farts very loudly and the other one says,"Sir,you past wind before my wife!"
The guy who farted says."Sorry,old bean - i didnt realize it was her turn!"
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2) There's this indian guy who can only say four words, "Big","Chief","No","Fart"
One day,the Big Indian Chief has a problem farting.So he sends the indian who knows only four words to a doctor.
The guy who farted says."Sorry,old bean - i didnt realize it was her turn!"
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2) There's this indian guy who can only say four words, "Big","Chief","No","Fart"
One day,the Big Indian Chief has a problem farting.So he sends the indian who knows only four words to a doctor.
"Big Chief no fart",says the indian guy.
So the doctor gave him a few fart pills.The next day,the indian guy comes back to the doctor because the indian chief still cannot fart.
"Big Chief bo fart",he says again.
So the doctor gave him a whole bunch of fart pills.The next day,when the indian guy goes to the doctor,the doctor asks "What now?"
The indian guy says,"Big fart,no Chief!"
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